Fairytales do come true!!!

So, how did I spend my Friday this week???Well, here's a little hint, everyone was doing the same thing as I was...No, I wasn't commenting on Rebecca Black's Friday video but I was watching the Royal Wedding!!! Yes, I was dying to watch the wedding for a few reasons:

1. I have such a boring life so I resort to watching other people's life.
2. I wanted to see Katherine's dress!!!
3. Everyone was watching the Royal Wedding so why shouldn't I???
4. I love happy endings....
5. I am a sucker for fairytales!!!

So, I watched the wedding with my reluctant sister who seemed uninterested to watch the greatest wedding of the decade for no apparent reason....Not my problem...I was still determine to watch it for my own reasons and I was jumping with joy as we watched the guest travel from the palace to Westminister Abbey for the ceremony...Frankly, Britain must be glad with the publicity of the entire wedding ceremony to the whole world and the focus was on the bride's dress...I meant in reality people are always looking at the wedding dress just like the Oscar awards...What are the celebrities wearing and the name of the designers???

The moment I saw Kate inside the car which was supposed to transport her to the wedding, I was gleefully jumping up and down as I spotted the dress!!! It looked so beautiful and princess-like with the tiara and the lace which revealed just enough to match Kate's style but also enough to be conservative!!! It was amazing how the dress was exactly how I had imagined it to look and Kate looked so beautiful in it!!!

I watched the wedding ceremony until the speech part then I was bored...I mean I seriously can't imagine myself there and not falling asleep....Is it only me or did Prince William lose a LOT OF HIS HAIR!!!! He was practically balding and to imagine that I used to have a crush on him!!! GASP!!!!

I looked the look on Harry's face when he notices Kate walking towards the altar to William, he told his older brother "Wait till you see the dress", he looked so adorable in his uniform!! Sigh, if only I could meet him!!!! My life would be exactly like Kate's and I thought to myself, how lucky is she???? To honestly snag a prince in this time is like catching a unicorn!!! It is so rare so she should be my mentor!!! Write a book on how to snag a hot prince!!! It will be a bestseller in less than a week!!!!

I am looking at the wedding pictures now on the net. Life for me will never be as wonderful as I want it to be. Here's several pictures from the beautiful wedding!!!



William putting the wedding ring made of real gold on Kate's finger!!!! She can never go back to her normal life now!!!!



Prince William and Katherine Middleton after the wedding ceremony!!! They look so sweet together!!!!


The offical wedding picture of the Royal Family and the Middletons!!! Not so normal aren't they with the daughter marrying a prince???



Don't they look so beautiful together???? They look like a family in the picture!!!


They royal kiss everyone was awaiting for!!!They look so perfect for each other!!! Sigh!!! Look at the little girl on the left side though...What is with her expression???

I really have no life. I better stop reading about the Royal wedding before I torment my future husband next time and expect a prince in a white Ferrari to appear!!! I pity my future boyfriend....Time to start living in reality again. The story of an average girl like me!!!
END OF STORY!!!

Random Thoughts of Mine!!!!

I don't know why but every time I allow my mind to wonder, it goes further than the distance to America from Malaysia and it seems to always wonder that far...Don't ask me why because I have no idea...Anyway, here's some of my weird thoughts in my mind...

About Me...
1. Why isn't my hair blonde or some awesome color???
2. I love peanut butter!!!
3. Why isn't my face orange or purple rather than the normal color??? I would stand
out!!!
4. Why do I keep watching love stories when I hate the dumb ending???
5. Why am I a girl???

Others...
1. Why can't humans be green to save the world??? Go green motto!!!
2. Why can't my tongue reach my elbow no matter how much I try???
3. Why isn't the clouds made of cotton candies???
4. Isn't the Sun tired of being hot all the time???
5. Why humans don't have fins but rather legs to walk???
6. Why aren't vampires black rather than pale white???
7. How much hair a werewolf would have???? 10 000 strands??? 100 000 strands???
8. Why can't cats be bald???
9. How much I feel like punching people's faces whenever they annoy me???
10. Can pigs learn to fly???

Sorry, random thoughts in my mind and I was thinking about writing senseless stuff so I did!!! HURRAY!!!

Anyway, I'm watching Vampire Diaries season 2 now and it's so awesome!!!Let me share some cool pictures from the series....



Carolyn is finally a VAMPIRE!!! Gasp!!! I never expected that...She looks so gruesome here!!Hehe!!!



How sweet??? I love every Stefan and Elena moment!!!They look so cute together!!!



And wherever there are vampires, werewolves appear to disturb the peace....Sigh..Gotta love the action though...



Katherine is BACK!!!! Oh my gosh, so cool!!!I love this show so much!!!

well, time to get back to my show!!! Hehe!!! And study in my library before I get into trouble with my seniors...Hehe!!!
END OF STORY!!!

Random Posting...And a Little Humour!!!

So, here I am again to crap about random things because I love being random and I am updating my blog often because of a certain person seems to love reading my daily postings....Miss Xheylie!!! Yes, stop acting innocent and just keep reading this... I am bored in my small bedroom, trying to cure my boredom by writing random stuff about me which tends to irritate people especially my sister!!!

1. My obsession with Peanut Butter!!! Yes, the spread you use on bread, genius!!!
2. My need to wash my hair every morning before college...hair stuck in the sink FREAKS
my sister out!!!
3. My blurness which I don't believe that I actually am that blur....
4. My obsession to charge anything with a battery to make sure it isn't empty
5. My EXTREMELY small bladder...I take toilet breaks quite often...

WOW!!! Those are so private and I actually just told everyone things about me that should be kept in secret...Oophs...

My life is so boring...Anyway, here's a little essay to entertain you because I sure laughed when I read it on Facebook... It was written by a student as an assignment and it contains English, Bahasa Malaysia (My Country's national language) and Chinese when it was only supposed to be written in ONE language!!! Enjoy it!!!



For those of you who can't understand it, allow me to translate it.
Question: Write a letter requesting for leave.

Answer: "My hobby is driving a bicycle. One day, I wanted to drive my bicycle to school suddenly, I felt the need to pee badly, I went to the riverside and pee there.
Suddenly I saw a snake and I was scared that it would bite (He spelled bite wrongly in BM!!)my butt, I ran...and ran ran and ran and ran...I saw a ghost with only one leg. I was scared.
The ghost drove my bicycle for me, I was more scared. But I was mad because the ghost was driving my bicycle!!! I went back to him. It was scared, it ran away.I always...he always....suddenly he accident!!!Both its feet are gone at once (Ironically, the ghost only had one leg!!)
So, I brought the ghost to the hospital. That's the reason why I didn't go to school yesterday."
Verdict: BEST ESSAY EVER!!! I was practically rolling on the ground after reading this!!! I bet his teacher was so shocked that she was speechless for days!!! Oh, how great is life when people make you smile with jokes like this!!!

PEOPLE, THIS IS A REAL ESSAY!!! Do not attempt to copy it and use this excuse because this may get you into trouble!! Remember to use a better excuse to ditch school....

I need a break from my stressful life...If only the world was filled with people like this!!! They would rock my world!!!

I need to get my Moral essay done before my lecturer kills me...Maybe I should use this excuse tomorrow. I love my life!!!

END OF STORY!!!

Royal Pain in The Butt!!!

So, who would actually like a person as miserable as you? Still don't have a clue what I mean, here's a few reasons for you to consider.

1. You lied to me.
2. You probably are glad at your lies and made up stories that you tell everyone.
3. You think that everyone likes you.
4. You only care about yourself
5. You don't even find out what my problem is with you...

Okay, Miss Wannabe, How far are you going to keep pushing my buttons??? You remind me of my old friend and I hate fakers like you. You told me that you hate that person but why are you talking to her then??? Here's a little lesson for you to learn, never lie to me and talk to that person on social networks then expect me to not find out!!! Are you that stupid and take me for a fool??? You never did seem smart to me but I never judged you until now.

You can also stop trying to seem friendly to everyone because here's a little update for you, no one likes a faker like you!!! You may think they do but everyone hates your attitude and your fake pretenses so quit acting like you are some hotshot!!! Haven't you noticed their looks whenever you walk into a room??? I have seen their looks and it sure isn't friendly.... You want people to like you??? Stop being fake and change that messed up attitude of yours because it annoys people!!

You think your life is one big issue and you hate everything in it...Have you ever considered the fact that you are the only one who has problems because you THINK your whole life is a mess??? You make it seem like other people's problems are major but it is big to them so stop being selfish and complain about life when it isn't so bad to begin with. You hate this and that so get a life then!!! Maybe your life would stop being so horrible if you just learn to accept life as it is and smell the roses!!!Gosh, I feel like you are so dumb to not see how great life is....

Lesson to you all, beware of these type of people, Wannabes because they are bound to appear and throw all their problems with you until you suffer... Keep FAR away from this type is is a hazard to remain with them...

END OF STORY!!!

Driving Lesson: Part 3

This afternoon, I had my driving lesson again with Mr. Joseph who is still my driving instructor (Thank heavens for that) and he allowed me drive again which meant that either

a) He has a death wish and is totally insane
b) I am a good driver

Yeah, I think it was option A but I guess I will never know the answer... Anyway, I managed to drive us safely to the main driving school to practise at the circuit and I was left alone again when Mr. Joe decided to go for lunch... Now, I had skipped lunch and breakfast as I had woke up late... I offed my alarm because I was having a dream and it was about me on American Idol!!! And I thought wait a moment, I'm not even an American and I doubt that I can sing that well... Back to my lesson, I drove around the circuit a few rounds and it was so fun to speed!!! Hehe!!! I was racing with another driver and I beat him!! So here's how I did on the hill part!!!!

Hill Course
On my first attempt, I actually did it!!! I managed to stop exactly at the line and I swear that it's true!! I did make several mistakes on the hill as I was trying to drive down from the hill. I released the clutch a little too early after releasing the hand brake and boy, did the car jerk and I was forced to try another time... I only did like 6 rounds on the hill but it was fun!!!!

Side Parking Course
Now, this was the worst course for me because I just didn't understand how my car was supposed to be parked into a small box on the side.... I struggled a lot on this course and I couldn't understand how other students and pro drivers could do it so easily.... I turned the steering wheel and it was I was driving a ship and not a car!! It was so hard and I was sweating bullets!!! The weather was so hot and the air conditioning was switched off as I had to look out the window to observe my tires... I do need some practise with this part and I hope I actually get it right fast so I don't have to do it anymore!!!

Well, it was raining when I drove myself home and I was thinking to myself, Are you serious? I am just an L???" And my conclusion of L is loser... Hehe!! So now, I am a LOser so YEAH!!! And P is Peanut!!!

Don't be hating on Peanuts because I sure love peanuts!!! Peanut butter!!! Remember people, if you learn to hate, you will never learn to love at all!!!! Till my next driving lesson then!!! PEACE OUT!!!
END OF PART 3!!!

Virus Attack!!!

Seriously, what is the deal with people putting viruses and allowing innocent people get infected by it which causes these innocent to pay BIG bucks...I mean ringgit to fix the darn thing or even to purchase a new one? I was one of these people but thankfully I was saved by a miracle.... Let me clarify this, I am NOT a TECHO FREAK so I do not understand how to do stuff on the net....I'm lucky enough to be able to use Google, Facebook, Twitter, Blogger and Yahoo without much problems...Here's an example of how I look for information of Google.

Eg. Topic: Badminton Champion 2010
What I typed: Who won the Badminton championship? Lin Dan or Chong Wei.

Yes, it seems funny like a caveman that just learnt how to use the WONDERFUL INTERNET but it's true!!! I actually asked Google a question and Google answered. Anyway, I was at my school library, using the net when this weird program appeared out of nowhere and told me...Well, the Laptop can't speak so that's not right but who cares? This pop out came popping out and informing me that I had 33 THREATS on my laptop!! Yes, I almost died and I tried my best to get out of the program but it kept trying to force me to buy the stupid program!!! Heads up, guys!!! If a WIN 7 Total Security appears on your screen, DON"T CLICK ON IT!!! IT'S A FRAUD!!!

I couldn't do anything and I freaked out!!! I am not a Freak that know how to figure out how to get rid of it so I started clicking everything!!! Thankfully, I am able to come online now to update my blog or I might actually kill my laptop which is not a good idea because my seniors in the library might actually kill me...They are already glaring at me for not studying here.... Better pretend to study for a while before they kick my butt out!!!

So everyone, you may ask me anything if you want to but never ask me to solve your computer problems or I might go to your house and hit you on the head with one!!! You have been warned so be careful!!!

END OF STORY!!!!

HAPPY B"DAY TO ZEELEI!!!

This is a special tribute to a really special someone who is really important to me...No, it isn't Edward Cullen this time so stop trying to guess and let me tell you people! Jeez, can't I be serious for once? Anyway, it's Zeelei's (Another nickname for Xheylie) birthday so I decided to do something really crazy like this since I can't celebrate it with her this year! Sorry for that again... Anyway, here's a little personal message (Not so personal now!!!) for me to you so please read carefully if you are reading this, Xheylie!

Dear wifey,
Thanks for always being there for me and listening to me! Thank you for staying sane despite my craziness tends to drive you up the wall! Thanks for always helping me out and making me smile with your funny jokes and I do hope you never forget that I will always be the HOTTEST person in the universe so keep dreaming about beating me! Hehe!!!Thanks for being supporting of me despite my decisions being crazy or wild! May you always stay the same as you are now!

Let's continue on with the list of a few of what I like about you and stay friends with you....

1. You are as insane as I am!
2. You always keep me sane with your crazy attitude....
3. You make me laugh with your weird jokes...
4. You are obsessed with really weird things...
5. We have many things in common...
6. I can tell you anything freely...Like secret and etc...
7. You hate annoying people like me!!!
8. You kick butts with your spunky attitude!!!
9. I love insulting you with names....Mrs. Ba, Nerd, Hobo and etc...
10. You do almost anything for me....I think so...

So, if you are still reading this post and you better, Zeelei, keep scrolling down to read more stuff that I decided to tell the whole world about!!!


Next, I will now tell you of my favorite memories with you in it because this entire post is about you....

1. You stayed with me during the fight with the others....
2. We were in class and we talk about random topics.
3. We plot ways to get back at somebodies...You know who...
4. Taking pictures with you despite not being in the picture at most times...
5. Following Maggie and you to the teacher's lounge to skip classes...

Yes, I still remember all those times and more of it so you better not erase any memories with me in it because I am TOO IMPORTANT to be forgotten like that. I wish we were in the same college so that we can continue to do all the rubbish that we always did but unfortunately, we can't.... I do hope you have a great time though and may we continue to remain friends until the end of time...even when we are old...Remember that I am your bridesmaid at your wedding so I better be invited!!! Or I will crash it.... Just kidding... I miss actually talking to you but using technology is also fine with me as long as we keep in touch... I'm sorry if I ever hurt you or insulted you...Wait, I always do that...I take that back....


And finally, here's a little memo that I prepared for you and you better follow it!!
1. Stay pretty...Keep taking pictures of yourself!!!
2. Stay a nerd....study hard for a great future!!!
3. Always smile and be happy...even if someone annoys you...
4. Don't forget me!!!! (Most important!!!)
5. Never give up and keep fighting in life!! I will always be here for you!!!

And we are almost done...time to bring out the presents and the cake time!!! First, we sing a little song!!!

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU (X2), HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR WIFEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!"

PLEASE DO ENJOY THIS FEW PICTURES AS A GIFT FOR YOU!!! 18 IS A REALLY IMPORTANT STAGE IN LIFE!!!


First, it's a birthday card for you!! And everything is purple for YOU!!!!



Here's the cake next fit for a QUEEN!!!! Hehe!!IT sure looks delicious but I wonder how it taste?



Then, present time!!! Love the dress!!!!

Abd I'm done with the celebration!!! By myself!!Hope you read this, Xheylie!!! Stay pretty and happy always!!!
END OF STORY!!!

Welcome the New Me!!!

Tomorrow is my first day as the brand new me and I am finally standing up for myself!! I decided that nothing is going to hold me back especially not any person who actually wants to backstab me again...Or even lie to me... I feel like maybe I am in a movie and my whole life is being watched by everyone...It is exactly like the movie that I watched with my cousin....Yes, it was a chick flick but it was quite a crazy movie....

There was this girl who seemed invisible to the world and as she quoted:

"Even Google Earth couldn't find her if he wanted to."

She mad up a lie to her Best friend that she met a college guy during the weekend to avoid spending time with her weird and naked bestie's parents. Her best friend assumes that...wait, the main character's name is Olive....and Olive's friend thought that Olive has lost her virginity to that one night stand. Olive lies about it and starts making up some white lies to feed to her best friend who wears shirts that looks like it is about to burst at the top but the lie reaches this weirdo, saint like girl in the school played by Amanda Bynes.

Next thing happens, everyone finds out that lie and believes it. She helps this gay guy who need Olive too pretend to have sex with him in order to be popular in the school and she reluctantly agrees....Boy, what are adults thinking about teenagers these days? That we all have raging hormones to sleep with everyone we like??? I actually laughed at the fake "sex at the party" scene....Don't believe me...Watch for yourself....

The guy become popular and more nerdy people ask Olive for her help and she is seen as a SLUT!!! So, she has this really crazy moment and shops for lingerie to wear around with an A on the side of her boob following her English class story. I mean she turns from an average girl to a B****!!! And she starts spinning out of control...

If you want to know more...Watch that movie because I had a blast watching it!! Especially with my cousins!!! Don't worry, readers. I will NOT wear any undergarments out anywhere unless you want to be blinded!! Here are a few pictures from the movie so enjoy!!!



Before everything started, Olive was a normal girl being ignored by everyone.



I never knew that undergarments could looks so sexy when worn on the outside as a top....After, Olive's major transformation....Queen of SLUT!!!!



The 'Holy' and the "slut"



And that's the end of my post this time....As Olive quoted:

"Not with a fizzle but with a bang"

END OF STORY!!!!

Second Lesson In Driving!!!

A lesson to learn when you are in the same car as me...Don't trust me with your life!!! Here's another glimpse at my second lesson with my very much alive driving instructor, Mr. Joe!!! He arrived at my house at 12.55pm which was early for Malaysians because my class was supposed to have begun at 1.0pm and he came early!!! I was asked to drive us to the Main driving office because that's where the circuit is...stop asking dumb question, people and read on!!!

We arrive unharmed and Mr. Joe decided to leave me alone again!!! He went for lunch and I spend some time driving around the same road for a few rounds before he came back. My engine only twice since I learned how to drive!!!Am I good or what? Of Course I am because I am the Best...Hehe!! Better stop complimenting myself. Anyway, I was told to park my car later and Mr. Joe didn't TEACH ME!!! Hello???The car can't park itself!!! I totally stepped on the break before we even reached to pavement because I didn't want to ruin Mr. Joe's car!!!! I learned how to use the HAND BREAK!!! The trick to using it is to pull it up!!! And to release it is to pull it slightly up and press the button BEFORE pushing it down!!!

Yes, I learned the hard way by just pushing it down and looking like a totally idiot!!! So people, learn from me please because it was funny for Mr. Joe!! I had to do that for more than 10 times and fast!!! Next, we went out to learn how to U-turn!!!

Mr. Joe:Okay, now turn here.
Me: Turn how?
Mr. Joe: U-turn.
Me: (Are you crazy? Sulin didn't tell me that I was going to learn this!!!)But...
Mr. Joe: relax. You can do it.
Me: (So much for being sane!!!)

So, my turning needs a little work in the end but I managed to keep my engine alive!!! I feel so happy but a little sad as I wanted to be the BEST STUDENT that Mr. Joe has ever had but I think I need more time....I might steal my sister's car to practise....Or not...Hehe!!!
END OF PART 2!!!

First driving Lesson!!!

So, I just had my driving lesson yesterday and I just realized something!!! Yes, bingo!!! It's sooo not like driving a go-kart!!! Seriously, I am a pro at using a go-kart but a real car!!! I was asked by my really nice and patient driving instructor, Mr. Joe to drive the car when we reached the circuit and boy, did my eyes feel like popping out from my face but luckily it didn't or that would have freaked him out!!!

Mr. Joe: Okay, now you drive.
Me: What? (are you nuts?)
Mr. Joe: don't panic and drive slowly.
Me: Um...okay.( Is he seriously nuts? I don't even know how to move the car!!)

The lesson when well for a few times and then he left me for lunch...yes, LUNCH!!! I was driving at the circuit alone and boy, was I speeding!!! Like I went 20 something km per hour!!! Luckily, he never caught me speeding but I can't help it!!! I love speeding!!! The lesson was surprisingly okay despite certain errors on my behalf but it was not really any big problems!!! Besides the fact that I did confuse myself with the left signal and was debating on whether I should have put my hand out to point to the left. It isn't my fault that no one told me when that left signal was!!! But that would have been funny for me to point towards the left. Bet my father would have rolled on the ground if he was watching.

The best part was I got to drive myself back home!!! I am serious!!! Mr. Joe allowed me to drive on the road and thankfully, I didn't kill him!! I managed to drive home in one big piece and my sister laughed at me for my stupidity with the left signal thing....What is so funny about that???? My second lesson is tomorrow!!! Can't wait!!!



Where I should be in life and not on the road!!!

Stay tuned for more on my driving lessons!!!
END OF PART 1!!!